100% all werid by Josh Braathen
This will get very weird next week
This is 100% weird. This is where I write things down that come to my mind. This week I am thinking of a set of rules. Well here they are.
Check your e-mail once a day
Check you answering machine once a week
Check your refrigerator once a month
and the big one the total thing you must do is check is your oil in your car/truck once a year. This may sound simple but has school continues I will become more and more Crazy with more and more crazy sayings.
Well the day has been long and yet the night seams to be has long. Where do the days go? If we never do anything with our lives then why do the days go by so fast? Why does the sun rise? Why do birds head south? What makes us live? Is it the need to survive or just greed. That’s all sex is Greed over ones body. Its when love comes into the scene that the cute little cupid says Hi I’m love. I’m not going to hurt you. I won’t boss you around. I’m not going to sleep with your father. Then when your in the seat and the train is moving. Your thrown right off when it is going the fastest somewhere over 120mph. Then you have nothing else to do but get back up and walk to the next stop and wait for the angelic cupid. But why do we keep getting up. What I do is when I meet a girl and she says hi and smiles, is look up and scream no!
In Some Sense we can all say we are only safe when we live with our parents and when were single...
LOL

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